Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Bring me that man meat
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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