If i come over, it means nothing
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
