my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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