***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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