Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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