There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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