we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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