would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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