Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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