The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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