its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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