i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Are my feet made of real feet?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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