need another drink. this is the easiest way
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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