we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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