It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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