Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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