Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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