well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
