Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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