So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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