did you get engaged???
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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