I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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