Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Randomize
