You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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