did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
should my penis look like a turkey
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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