i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Randomize
