Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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