Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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