woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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