just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
he had hair everywhere except his balls
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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