The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I don't deserve a penis
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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