no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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