Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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