Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You have to summon your inner elephant
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My life is pants optional.
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