if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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