I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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