And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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