Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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