I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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