that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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