Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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