I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
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