i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
