I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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