I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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