Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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