i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
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