My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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