I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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