So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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