Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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