marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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