Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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