I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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