do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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